• Elvis lives in Haslingden

  • Posted on 20/02/21 06:02pm
  • I was amazed to find out that Elvis lives in my village. I saw him driving a little Fiat 500 the other day. He also is seen frequently in the Pie shop talking to Maureen. Apparently he bought a cape and some hiking boots from the pound shop on the main street. Heartwarming to know he's happy and well and the rumours of his demise were pure make believe.

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